Good news bad news: Good news, son has a part-time job now. Bad news, its being a paintball referee and its way out west in God's country.
Biting the hand that once fed you: Went into son's high school the cap and gown fee ($50) yesterday and was wearing one of the 2 white Tees' I got way back when working for Larger International Automobile Manufacturer #2, as part of a new model launch. Son looked at me and said, 'You aren't thinking of going in wearing THAT are you?" He entered the school through a different entrance.
Weird son: A part of son's weekday morning ritual is drinking some fruit juice. He spotted in the fridge a bottle of pre-mixed Mohito cocktail mix (sans rum) which I bought as thanks to the old tenant vacating, I have (or had -used the last of it last night) a partly used bottle of golden run and also rye whiskey. Son asked what it is, told him and he proceeded to pour himself a glass of the mix. Told him he needed to dilute it. He drank it. Go figger.